Don’t meme alone

Start a book with friends.

They buy a $10–$50 chair, sit on the bid, and can sell the chair later. You keep the token.

Need ETH on 4663 first? Arrive

18 chairs · filled · for sale · empty

Fees — same everywhere

Uniswap pool feeGoes to LPs in range
0.30% deskProtocol (paid in ETH; converted in the background)
0.30% bookWall, then first-18 after Ignite ($500 ref volume)
House sale65% sitter · 30% this book’s LP · 5% desk

Before you sit

Preview first. You see dollars, range, and dump-20% before you sign.

No custody. You sign. Pool Pilot never holds the chair or the token.

Uniswap position. The chair is an NFT on the audited position manager — not our vault of your ETH.

Worst case. If the book dies and you give up, you can lose the ETH you sat. Sell the chair; don’t dump the coin.